Friday mornings have a unique vibe! After a long week, there’s something so satisfying about knowing the weekend is just around the corner. What better way to kick off your Friday than with a little humor? Funny Friday morning quotes are the perfect remedy to shake off the workweek’s stress and start your day on a lighthearted note. Whether you’re a coffee enthusiast in need of a laugh or someone counting down the hours until the weekend, these witty Friday quotes will give you that extra boost to make it through the day with a smile.
Friday Morning Quotes Funny: Kickstart Your Weekend
- - "It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday."
- - "Happy Friday! Smile and pretend like you’ve got it all together."
- - "Friday: the golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend."
- - "Dear Friday, I’m ready for the weekend. Yours truly, exhausted."
- - "It's Friday! Time to embrace the inevitable ‘who cares’ attitude for the next two days."
- - "Friday. The hardest decision to make is bottle or glass."
- - "Welcome to Friday! In preparation for take-off, please ensure all negativity is properly stowed."
- - "It’s Friday! Time to go make decisions with no repercussions until Monday."
- - "Today’s forecast: 100% chance of Netflix and pizza."
- - "Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?"
- - "Happy Friday! May your coffee be strong and your workday short."
- - "Smile – it’s Friday, and you deserve it after surviving the rest of the week."
- - "Friday is a free pass to let your inner child out. Or your inner lazy adult. Either works."
- - "Friday night: where all the fun things you thought of doing during the week finally happen… or you just fall asleep early."
- - "Let’s all take a moment to silently celebrate the arrival of Friday. Especially those of us who survived Monday."
- - "The only reason I tolerate Friday mornings is because I know I won’t be setting an alarm for the next two days."
- - "Hello, Friday. Where have you been all week?"
- - "It’s Friday! No plans yet, just winging it – because that’s how the best weekends start."
- - "My favorite day of the week is Friday. And my second favorite? The Friday before a holiday."
- - "Happy Friday! Act like it’s the weekend, because it is!"
- - "Friday: a day when even coffee tastes better."
- - "Who needs motivation on Friday? Just the knowledge that the weekend is almost here is enough!"
- - "Happy Friday! I haven’t been this excited since last Friday."
- - "Friday. The best ‘F’ word in the English language."
- - "You know it’s Friday when you’re already counting down the minutes from the moment you wake up."
- - "Weekend loading… Please wait."
- - "If Friday had a face, I’d kiss it."
- - "It's Friday! Be a rebel, and refuse to look at the clock. Weekend time is here… almost."
- - "Happy Friday! Let’s pretend we’ll be productive today and surprise ourselves by 4 p.m."
- - "Friday afternoon feels like heaven after a long week in the office."
- - "Friday: the day we finally unleash the person we really are."
- - "They say the early bird catches the worm, but who needs worms on a Friday morning?"
- - "If you see me on Friday looking all professional, just know it's because I haven't mentally checked out yet."
- - "Cheers to Friday! Here’s to working less and laughing more."